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 EntryNo: 911
 Date: Monday
06:41
03.05.2007
80.193.99.100 (host-80-193-99-100.static.telewest.net) Jon
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Favorite: all of them
I really love this site ... You're my best mate you are... I love you ... Who you grinning at ????

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 EntryNo: 910
 Date: Saturday
13:54
03.03.2007
72.209.71.148 (ip72-209-71-148.ga.at.cox.net) wood
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Wow, this website is absolutely awesome! I will agree with the post below, St. Ides is definitely a bumwine. I drank a couple special brews before and was plastered.

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 EntryNo: 909
 Date: Friday
09:58
03.02.2007
204.68.154.250 (204.68.154.250) Thomas
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Favorite: St. Ides
Although it may not meet the traditional definition of wine, the flavored varieties of St. Ides are enormously favorable with bums. I beg you to consider St. Ides, as no evaluation of bum wines is complete without it. I?ve only heard of one person drinking more than one St. Ides. It was my uncle Carl at his mothers wake. He ended the evening by climbing in the pine box with the old hag. Good times.

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 EntryNo: 908
 Date: Friday
07:26
03.02.2007
156.56.18.38 (156-56-18-38.dhcp-bl.indiana.edu) demiourgos
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: MD 20/20
It is imperative that the MD 20/20 write up include that for those truly in the know refer to the "MD" as "Mother's Dick". Yeah, let that sink in and you see its the Truth with a capital "T".

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 EntryNo: 907
 Date: Tuesday
16:05
02.27.2007
67.142.130.26 (dpc67142130026.direcpc.com) Lamont B Dumont
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Has anyone heard of Old Judge? I heard ads for it on WNJR as a teenager, but I never actually saw it in a store.
I liked the Sanford & Son clip, but I would have enjoyed the one where Fred describes his favorite mixed drink, Champipple, a blend of champagne & Ripple.
I once coached a youth soccer team that I named The Thunderbirds. The kids were 9-10 years old. I'd pull them in before the half and say "What's the word" and the kids would yell "Thunderbird". Some of the parents would finish it under their breath.


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 EntryNo: 906
 Date: Tuesday
13:20
02.20.2007
64.128.136.170 (bender.tblc.org) alex
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after drinking 8 md 20/20 and a case of budlight i will say i was wasted.everyone that told me about mad dog from bad in the day said it was good.so i went out on a search for a month and couldnt fined it where im living but one day i went one more time and found it.so i got 4 banana reds and some other ones and i will tell you its the best stuff i ever had.you can drink it like watter but dont drink to much like i did hahaha.after drinking so much i passed out and had a good night sleep...oh yeah by the way dont piss out your bed room window after drinking alot because your lazy and cant go to a bath room...i did it once and got stoped by the cops hahaha.damn pigs

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 EntryNo: 905
 Date: Sunday
07:20
02.18.2007
67.149.61.128 (d149-67-128-61.try.wideopenwest.com) Face Frehley
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Favorite: Boone's Farm
How does Boone's Farm not get top billing on this page?! I had to go to the "others" section to find it

Either way, this site is a godsend for homeless people who own computers!


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This web page is about bum wines, which Boone's Farm is not.

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 EntryNo: 904
 Date: Sunday
05:44
02.18.2007
71.143.29.53 (adsl-71-143-29-53.dsl.scrm01.pacbell.net) wutangkillah; trampstylez
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: cisco
pretty girl drivin me aroundGOD BLESS this sight.
nothin has made me happier in a long time.
cisco and nitetrain had made many a mornin in strange town by strange train yard barable and sometimes even fun .
thanks for givin props to a real drunks beverage.
AMEN


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 EntryNo: 903
 Date: Sunday
02:42
02.18.2007
75.4.253.77 (adsl-75-4-253-77.dsl.irvnca.sbcglobal.net) Josh
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Favorite: Two Buck Chuck
Why go for bumwine when you can have $2 Charles Shaw? (only at Trader Joe's) I guess it sucks to have to have a corkscrew, otherwise it's awesome wine for the price.

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 EntryNo: 902
 Date: Friday
18:50
02.16.2007
12.213.224.37 (12.213.224.37) peterw97624
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Favorite: MD 20/20 or Cisco
Joan Crawford drank VODKA in a flask on the set (fading Joan Crawford, of course)

I moved up here outside of Klamath Falls, Southern Oregon, about 2 1/2 years ago (I bought a cheap, but nice house for $60K - try doing that in the SF Bay Area ! Forget it !)

It's nice up here, but there's no gay people AT ALL. A lotta rednecks and blue-collar types, and I having a DEVIL OF A TIME trying to get even a cheap minimum wage job (which here is $8.00 now). Small town prejudices, lots of beautiful natural scenery, and so I drink. I only drink periodically, since I'm on food stamps (as are my roommates). We're "just getting by", and we often drink Hood River Vodka, but this cheap-ass MD 20/20 or Cisco works as well. They even sell MD 20/20 at our local Albertson's (along with Thunderbird and Nighttrain). It's a poor area up here, although ironically a lot of equity-rich Califorians are moving up here now, buying $200 - $300K homes (half the price of the Bay Area). I'm not a drunk, so want the occasion BUZZ. And that's what you get for $1.59 (small Cisco) or $3.00 MD 20/20 (sold in a poorer part of town, Mom 'n' Pop stores on Main Street East).

Cheers ! California is NOT PARADISE ANYMORE, unless you have Big $$$$'s !!!


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 EntryNo: 901
 Date: Thursday
15:25
02.15.2007
68.197.182.44 (ool-44c5b62c.dyn.optonline.net) L-Jet
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Favorite: bali hai
Bali Hai was a fave:Hawaiian Punch flavored fortified wine - lots of sugar to mute the zombification
not a fave but RIP for TWISTER, a kerosene adulterated fortified wine flavored with a big dollop of peppermint!! Truth is i only ever saw one human drink it but it was in stores in northern NJ for a long time
Oh, and Slivovitz, a plum brandy from the then Yugoslavia; i was with one chick who was drinking Slivovitz for the first time.
She said she couldn't feel the left side of her face.


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 EntryNo: 900
 Date: Wednesday
23:33
02.14.2007
71.102.209.5 (pool-71-102-209-5.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net) Kevin
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Favorite: Ripple
Ripple was one of my favorite "low rider" party wines of way back when. It tasted like a sweet fortified kool-aid, and came in various flavors, such as Pagan Pink, Pear, etc. It was probably a %9 or %11 like Boones Farm, but the hazard was...it was so easy to chug.

MD 20/20 is just good for one thing....going into a coma (if you don't get into a fight first, or commit some felony)and of course, the notorious 2 day hangover.

Back in my freight train days, there were three BumWines of choice; Red Port, White Port and the ghastly Thunderbird. Yes, even back in the 70's we knew Thunderbird wasn't even a real wine, but some fortified flavored concoction.
Rumor amongst the winos was that Red Port destroyed your liver, but the White Port destroyed the brain cells. There were sufficient wet brains (hydrocephalics) stumbling around as living cautionary tales.

You haven't lived until you been to a Thunderbird party, with a fire (made of wood pallets) roaring, and 10 or 20 others getting equally mental.
Nothing like the local PD coming in to bust the party up, and the FD coming with their pumper truck to extinguish the light of the night.

And of course, you haven't lived until you seen the green mountains behind the homes in New Mexico, Oklahoma and South Dakota Reservations. Beautiful mountains of broken green glass from a lifetime of Thunderbird consumption. Usually surrounded by plastic bags filled with dry gold paint from...well, those of us who know, KNOW!

But the truth of BumWines is that there are chemical properties which affect the psyche beyond simple grain alcohol concoctions. It led to speculation of genocide of the destitute. But the point is moot, because of all my party friends from back in the day, only I survive to tell the tale.

After all these years, I found some MD 20/20 at the local market, and on impulse I picked up a bottle. After a 6 oz glass....I am experiencing a flush reaction, and that bottle is headed for the sink to poison the fishes.

RIP T.A.B.A.D.


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 EntryNo: 899
 Date: Wednesday
08:36
02.14.2007
12.146.27.187 (12.146.27.187) Jed Dilligan
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For those of you chasing down the elusive Ripple, I suggest renting the DVD of the eighties horror/comedy "Creepshow." At 26:15 there is a closeup of the label.

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 EntryNo: 898
 Date: Sunday
20:44
02.11.2007
4.154.123.72 (dialup-4.154.123.72.Dial1.Atlanta1.Level3.net) Mark Smith
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: md 20/20 or red lady 21
Ive been drinking either md 2020 or red lady 21 for about a year now... im 21 years old and right now im drunk as cooter brown on a bad day off a big bottle of md 20/20. Id have to say the best tasting to me is the original md 20/20 red grape wine at 18 percent alcohol if u can find it... Good stuff even if ur not a bum...

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 EntryNo: 897
 Date: Saturday
10:02
02.10.2007
84.9.200.214 (host-84-9-200-214.bulldogdsl.com) mad dogg
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Favorite: md 20/20
i love being a bum i just get bummed all the time its so good and u can use md 20/20 as a lubricant

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 EntryNo: 896
 Date: Friday
19:34
02.09.2007
72.196.2.53 (ip72-196-2-53.om.om.cox.net) Brennan MIller
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: All of them
I am a huge bum. I drink bum wines. I'm going to homeless very soon.

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 EntryNo: 895
 Date: Thursday
22:31
02.08.2007
65.1.35.238 (adsl-1-35-238.bix.bellsouth.net) Nick name Shuttlebus Gravy
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: MD 20/20
U.S. Navy SeabeeHmmmmmmm ... Where do I start. Well strange that I am here being that I saw my father drink himself to death with T-bird, and MD. But anyway right now im 1/2 way into a pint of grape md. And its really sort of relaxing. Name it ive drank it. In the Navy, been to 26 different countries and fully endulged in the booze. Cisco red, Drove my 4 runner into the lake at around 8am. MD 20/20 drove my friends bronco into a house. did not wake up untill the next morning when the owner who was a drunk mexican who liven in the house that his boss let him live in beat on the door and woke us up. only to go to the gas station and buy...... yep boones farm. thats the hardest wine you could get at a gas station in Jacksonville. Oh and about 15 years ago I was on my girlfriends roof. dont ask how I got there but A fifth of cisco later I fell off into the bushes and onto a chunck of concrete face first. Bad Bad night...
Hope my review of these fine beverages helps the next person make a good choice on their next purchase. Hoorah!!


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 EntryNo: 894
 Date: Wednesday
13:48
02.07.2007
71.198.106.25 (c-71-198-106-25.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) stephanie vasquez
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Favorite: mad dog 20/20
ha ha ha ha ha---this is so sad but true! what crazy times ive had with this stuff!

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 EntryNo: 893
 Date: Wednesday
08:24
02.07.2007
12.177.107.218 (12.177.107.218) Mike M
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Favorite: Thunderbird
Its funny that I've drank most of these wines before...

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 EntryNo: 892
 Date: Tuesday
17:44
02.06.2007
12.201.93.61 (12-201-93-61.client.mchsi.com) lalalala
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Ever had Zombie? It's by Bicardi has a tint reminiscent of the reactor in the movie K19 the widowmaker. That stuff doesn't play around either.

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 EntryNo: 891
 Date: Tuesday
15:03
02.06.2007
216.145.68.130 (ehc-68-130.ehc.edu) bob
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: longhorn
what about longhorn wine 21% alcohol and 2.99 for 750mL

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 EntryNo: 890
 Date: Tuesday
13:32
02.06.2007
71.242.13.242 (pool-71-242-13-242.phil.east.verizon.net) Geoff
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Cisco "liquid crack"
Marc Geoff and BrandonDrinking Cisco Bahama Berry and Night Train. Many nights like this but only one photo. Never be forgotten, Brandon T.R.O.Y.

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 EntryNo: 889
 Date: Tuesday
07:42
02.06.2007
12.152.105.50 (12.152.105.50) KCG
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Favorite: Night train
She like it tooTried night train for the first time during this years first all black coached superbowl. Now I know why the brothers all like this stuff. What a rush. Doesn't taste to bad after some Colt 45 and followed by a Swisher sweet cigar. Multiculturalism at its finest thanks NFL why isn't this stuff advertised during the superbowl. One quart bottle of Colt 45 the official beer of the Indianapolis Colts gives you the buzz of a gallon of Budweiser at one tenth the cost.

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 EntryNo: 888
 Date: Monday
17:36
02.05.2007
65.88.178.10 (65.88.178.10) Katie
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That picture http://www.bumwine.com/bumwi ne/all5.jpg looks great tiled as a desktop!

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 EntryNo: 887
 Date: Saturday
16:08
02.03.2007
72.79.113.245 (pool-72-79-113-245.nwrknj.east.verizon.net) Fireman
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: What's the word? THUNDERBIRD!
Thunderbird is the drink of choice of the greatest bluesman ever, Ron "Pigpen" McKernan of the Greatful Dead. He was the only member of the group who wasn't tripping on acid every week, but did consume a bottle of T-Bird on a daily basis. Is that the reason he died at age 27? We'll never really know...

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 EntryNo: 886
 Date: Saturday
11:02
02.03.2007
216.180.4.63 (tnt6-216-180-4-63.dialup.hiwaay.net) James Allen McGregor Jr.
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Favorite: MD 20/20
I am a big fan of cheap alcohol. I am a recovering alcoholic and my drink of choice was HeavenHill whiskey. I ususally drank a half-gallon every 5 days(a 1/2 gallon costs around 15-20dollars) I especially love MD 20/20 I use to drink a bottle everyday and I loved the drunk feeling it feels alot different that HeavenHill. When I get off my ANTABUSE I am gonna get a Half-Gallon of HeavenHill and a big bottle of MadDog 20/20. Your website was truly entertaining and I enjoyed every minute of it please keep up the good work.

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 EntryNo: 885
 Date: Friday
21:43
02.02.2007
72.84.63.32 (pool-72-84-63-32.clrkwv.east.verizon.net) Gary
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Favorite: Night Train
Back around 1987, myself and a few friends found a discarded Thunderbird bottle under an overpass while changing a flat tire on the edge of town. My brother had the fantastic idea to piss in it and leave it for one of the old winos that frequently stumble down the shoulder of Route 20. Lacking anything better to do, we hung out in the truck about 100 yards away and watched. Sure enough, about two hours later this old drunk fuck that used to hang out in front of the furniture store and shout obscenities at his wang wanders by and downs the whole thing in less than a minute, and it was probably still warm.

I've never actually tried Thunderbird myself , but I have been run over at full steam by the Night Train a few times, the third time I tried it I woke up half naked in the JC Penney parking lot and thought I was Michael Jackson, I don't even remember the first two times. That stuff is kickin', its easy to see why a man hopped up on that high octane liquid lightning would suspect his own wang of conspiring against him. It tasted awful, that piss was likely the best tasting thing he's had in years. I also tried Cisco Green Apple once, which looks, tastes, and smells like Simple Green cut with denatured alcohol and reactor coolant. I have to imagine Cisco Strawberry was what the Beatles were on when they wrote "Strawberry Fields Forever". Don't mix it with sour gummy peach rings if you value your carpet.

(As a side note, you can now buy pint bottles of Boone's Farm for $2.47, 750ml bottles of Manischewitz for $2.67 and four packs of Gallo singles for less than $4.00 at any Wal-Mart Supercenter, including ours which ironically is now located on the same spot we parked at back in '87. Rite-Aid stores usually carry Wild I, Night Train and Mad Dog for less than $3 You used to be able to get T-Bird at Phar-Mor but they went out of business in '97.)


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 EntryNo: 884
 Date: Friday
18:01
02.02.2007
65.112.229.251 (rush-enterprises.com) Joe Luis Segura
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Favorite: Sparks
SPARKS dude, it's not a bum wine but I gotta represent. $1.39 @ 16oz 7% alc/vol. PLUS caffiene! It's like a robitussen flavored red bull and vodka. Plus cops still dont recognize it as alchohol when I get pulled over because the can looks like an energy drink.

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 EntryNo: 883
 Date: Friday
17:43
02.02.2007
70.106.87.152 (pool-70-106-87-152.hag.east.verizon.net) Drewbum
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: MD 20/20
Yup some good times in Philly with some MD 20/20 and a couple of 40's of Old English..Man the best times I had on less than $10. Unfortunately I dont remember most of the weekend but Im still alive 15 years later so all is good! I have since graduated to Carlo Rossi Paisano and Homebrew but the memory?!? remains..

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 EntryNo: 882
 Date: Thursday
23:51
02.01.2007
76.208.171.90 (adsl-76-208-171-90.dsl.lsan03.sbcglobal.net) bum one
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Favorite: nighttrain
cisco orange tastes like a mcdonalds outdoor playground in your mouth, makes you feel like stumbling, and cost undre 2 dollars. USA #1

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 EntryNo: 881
 Date: Thursday
13:21
02.01.2007
12.22.103.237 (altabur7.nbcuni.com) bumfight
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Favorite: md2020
i love bum wine itr makes me want to bum fight

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 EntryNo: 880
 Date: Thursday
12:12
02.01.2007
207.115.83.104 (mail.nelsonpetroleum.com) Jon
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Sly Fox
Sly Fox is gone (for the best) but not forgoten. It was the usual suggary gruel that was best used to create a near death hangover. Just the thing if you were feeling too good.
Also missing from your collection is Bali High. It was identical in flavor to Hawaiian Punch, but usually led to long naps face down on someones lawn in Florida. I miss the 60's.


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 EntryNo: 879
 Date: Tuesday
16:06
01.30.2007
66.215.13.74 (66-215-13-74.dhcp.gldl.ca.charter.com) Micky
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This is awesome. What about "white lightning" or protugal's "lancer"?

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 EntryNo: 878
 Date: Tuesday
08:24
01.30.2007
82.32.241.109 (82-32-241-109.cable.ubr11.newt.blueyonder.co.uk) captain crusto
Internet Explorer United Kingdom
Favorite: Buckfast
Sitting here in England nursing a bitch of a hangover I gotta say that Its Buckfast all the way for me. Fortified wine liberally dosed with huge amounts of caffeine and Phosphates this juice has you banging off the walls. Fantastic!!

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 EntryNo: 877
 Date: Monday
18:35
01.29.2007
24.160.196.133 (cpe-24-160-196-133.ma.res.rr.com) John Murphy
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Depnds on the day
Wal-Mart is now selling bum wine. Gallo Vineyards is now marketing it's cheap wine to the retail giant and should, have you seen how much poor white trash shops this place. This time they weren't shy about putting their name on the bottle. In fact the wine itself is called Gallo and comes in Dry Vermouth and Sweet Red I belive. The price is around $3.00 and some change and has a 16% alcohol volume. I just have a feeling that these two gasoline filled bottles are a newer rendition of Thunderbird and Night Train, not only did they actually take credit for this stuff but named it after them too... in order get it out of the ghetto and into a more mainstream marketplace. I just have a feeling that this is Thunderbird and Night Train, look at the bottles and use logic folks. It's them just with a different name.

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 EntryNo: 876
 Date: Friday
14:29
01.26.2007
80.193.190.218 (80-193-190-218.cable.ubr02.wiga.blueyonder.co.uk) Gary !!
Internet Explorer United Kingdom
Favorite: Night Train
I'm on the NIGHTRAIN ... Bottoms up, I'm on the NIGHTRAIN ... I love that stuff !!

do you get that alot here?
let me know !

I'm coming to LA in march and really want to buy some to taste after it was imortalised by Guns N' Roses ... where can i buy it ? How much is it ? And is it white or red ?


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 EntryNo: 875
 Date: Wednesday
08:40
01.24.2007
63.146.49.40 (63-146-49-40.dia.static.qwest.net) whatever
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Cisco
I have such fond memories of my first drinking experience... it was an evening with a bottle of Cisco, but I've forgotten the flavor. I believe my friends referred to as "Crack in a bottle." And I remember drinking it over ice, from a squeeze bottle. SAD!

Like many of you, I, too, purchased my fair share of Boone's Farm. But I haven't seen anyone mention Brass Monkey. Do you remember that citrus concoction?!


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 EntryNo: 874
 Date: Tuesday
23:33
01.23.2007
76.208.164.173 (adsl-76-208-164-173.dsl.lsan03.sbcglobal.net) bum one
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Favorite: night train
nighttrain express made my face turn bright red, very deep red. i finished off the bottle with a 40oz of colt 45. I might be allergic to it, I had the same reaction to cheap indian food.

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 EntryNo: 873
 Date: Tuesday
08:21
01.23.2007
71.235.185.14 (c-71-235-185-14.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) the beef
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: the farm/cisco
i spent 6 years in SE GA and spent mosty of it draining bottles of the farm and cisco and i didn't even know what bum wines were. all i knew was i got jacked up for less money. thanks for the where to buy locations, especially the colorado online one. i now live in ct and we went out last night in search of some of the cheapies and all we could find was wild irish rose. gonna have to place an order online. thanks guys!!!

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 EntryNo: 872
 Date: Monday
21:06
01.22.2007
128.175.77.26 (host77-26.student.udel.edu) Maxim
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Favorite: Wild Irish Rose, Red
Got myself a 1.5L of Wild I 18% red to reward myself for academic successes, and hell, out of curiosity.
I'm ~120lb and I have maybe a few sips every few months, but 3/4 through the bottle I still feel great. Completely lucid, memory intact for the most part. Mogen David 18% red ain't too bad either.
The stuff's killer, I can't really fault it in any area 'cept taste. But really I've only ever drank wine from the bottle and lukewarm, so.. yeah.
Still have yet to track down Thunderbird, Cisco, and Night Train. But I'm trying!


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 EntryNo: 871
 Date: Sunday
13:41
01.21.2007
72.65.11.134 (pool-72-65-11-134.bflony.east.verizon.net) Chief Boiler Man
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: all of them at times
Hi again, I survived the holidays & didn't fall off the wagon but did see some real stumblers sucking on short dogs of MD20-20 & staggering past mumbling about things. I went to the liquor store & got a few 375 ml bottles of Mad Dog put them the next block over so they would find them & think Santa was looking out for them. I can remember as a kid working on farms that had migrant camps & they all liked "T-Boid" & "Rosie" & had to have a burn barrel to warm up on before work & after. I had to clean out the camp after they left & we got 3 dump truck loads of empties to get rid of as well as beer bottles. I think they drank most of their pay up. I wish I had some of the bottles because they had Twister & Red Rooster & Ripple too. Of course I used a shovel to load them because there were so many!!! See you soon. Chief

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 EntryNo: 870
 Date: Sunday
00:31
01.21.2007
68.220.190.241 (adsl-220-190-241.mob.bellsouth.net) Some hobo
Netscape Navigator or other United States of America
When will we get the "Red Dagger" review?

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 EntryNo: 869
 Date: Saturday
20:52
01.20.2007
68.34.56.145 (c-68-34-56-145.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Lee Bridges
Netscape Navigator or other United States of America
Favorite: Cisco
Hey man, just wanted to let you know that Cisco seems to have repackaged their label and they are now selling it in grocery stores all over the bay area.

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 EntryNo: 868
 Date: Saturday
07:38
01.20.2007
63.246.187.21 (user-0vvdeol.cable.mindspring.com) Gourdhedd
Netscape Navigator or other United States of America
Favorite: Not applicable
I've been laughing for 20 minutes!

One wine I see not mentioned is the "Kickin' Chicken", Red Rooster 21. It was advertised in my hometown during my teen years (early 70's). The slogan was "Red Rooster, Red Rooster, you've got a hold on me".

Also not present was Bali Hai. Good job.


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 EntryNo: 867
 Date: Wednesday
06:24
01.17.2007
207.190.196.14 (SomeHost14.SperryRail.com) Mr. Analyst
Netscape Navigator or other United States of America
It is worthwhile to note that the canandaigua wine company has been bought out by the "Constellation Brands Inc". They list both Cisco and Wild Irish Rose as being "dessert wines".

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 EntryNo: 866
 Date: Tuesday
19:55
01.16.2007
68.54.30.29 (c-68-54-30-29.hsd1.sc.comcast.net) Steve
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: NIGHTTRAIN EXPRESS
The first time I drank Nighttrain I was about 19 years old, lived in detroit and hung in the ghetto. I now live in Charleston, have a great job and make a lot of money...I still drink Nighttrain!!! Dreams do come true!

DRINK IT!


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 EntryNo: 865
 Date: Tuesday
13:04
01.16.2007
216.203.122.163 (wuw-wiyl5he0.dybb.com) Old Duke
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Old Duke
Don't know if it's still around, but you should check out Old Duke. I was introduced to it by a liquor store clerk in the following conversation:

Me: Do you have any Mad Dog or Thunderbird?
Clerk: No, but we have Old Duke. It's just as bad.

I've only ever seen it in 50 oz jugs.


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 EntryNo: 864
 Date: Sunday
18:50
01.14.2007
71.139.22.237 (ppp-71-139-22-237.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) John in Nor Cal
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Night train
I've always been partial to Night Train. Whern we're talkin' business about getting trashed leaving a scene of flaming wreckage and debris nothing says it more than a wine with a picture of a Diesel Locomotive on the label.

It just don't get no better.


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 EntryNo: 863
 Date: Saturday
02:48
01.13.2007
86.144.164.177 (host86-144-164-177.range86-144.btcentralplus.com) Michelle
Internet Explorer United Kingdom
Favorite: Only tried MD 20/20
Hi there was wondering if anyone could help me. I live in the UK and I am trying to get a hold of a bottle of thunderbird wine. This is a present for my boyfriend he mentioned that he would like to try it after hearing it in a song and thought I would try and get a hold of it but it is not sold over here. Does anyone know of anyway I could get my hands on a bottle I have tried some USA sites but they dont deliver here. Any suggestions i would be greatful Cheers

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 EntryNo: 862
 Date: Thursday
20:00
01.11.2007
72.84.60.42 (pool-72-84-60-42.clrkwv.east.verizon.net) jenn
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: banana red
I Love Getting Ripped for Cheap!!!
I'm So GHETTO :)


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 EntryNo: 861
 Date: Wednesday
18:31
01.10.2007
69.123.41.112 (ool-457b2970.dyn.optonline.net) Paul Moran
Internet Explorer United States of America
I own what may very well be the last bottle of Ripple Red on the planet. I'm interested in selling it but have no idea where to locate collectors of such things, have no idea what it might be worth, are as it is, and could use some advice.

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 EntryNo: 860
 Date: Wednesday
13:02
01.10.2007
199.184.176.10 (199.184.176.10) bb moondog
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: MD 20/20 WHITE
I was a MD 20/20 enthusiast in High School--but don't EVER mix it with WEEd and then attempt a MIDNIGHT MOVIE of Night of the Living Dead! Somebody had pre-puked the seat I chose( at least I HOPE that was the case), but since my senses were DULLED I SAT in it; long story short--guess who ended up in the DRUNK TANK that night?
But MD 20/20 WHITE fueled a very pleasant Jethro Tull concert experience--it mixes well with low-grade ACID strangely enough...


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 EntryNo: 859
 Date: Tuesday
19:55
01.09.2007
70.138.14.36 (adsl-70-138-14-36.dsl.mrdnct.sbcglobal.net) Porcelain King
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Favorite: MD 20/20
This site is hilarious! Keep up the good work and let's give righteous praise the under appreciated bum wines.

Quick Mad Dog story...in the days of my youth (college) the guy across the hall, all of 140 lbs., decided to grab a bottle of MD 20/20 on a Saturday night. To say the least, he was a novice drinker. No food service on the weekends means we had to fend for ourselves. In his case it meant Spaghetti O's for dinner. Bad choice. Soon thereafter he hits the Dog hard. Worse choice. Well the dog bit back with a vengance and shortly after he was praising the porcelain God...several times. Legend has it he never drank again for the rest of the semester. The result...Dean's List and a lucrative career all thanks to Mad Dog.


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 EntryNo: 858
 Date: Monday
19:01
01.08.2007
75.110.52.155 (r75-110-52-155.gvllcmtc01.gnvlnc.ab.dh.suddenlink.net) Pirate Boy
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: RWL
Anybody out there remember "RWL" wine? I'm an old hippie. I drank too much of this shit in the 60's. Can't find it now. We tried to figure out what RWL meant. An old wino told me it was "Run, Walk, & Lay Down". Help me!

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 EntryNo: 857
 Date: Saturday
21:44
01.06.2007
142.161.68.83 (wnpgmb09dc1-68-83.dynamic.mts.net) Mr. Canoehead
Netscape Navigator or other Canada
Favorite: local country wine
Great Site...here in the Winnipeg, the greatest "bum wine" is actually a beer...stone cold lager, cheap, high in alcohol and shitty of flavour. I wish I lived in a city where the winos actually had the class to drink wine...

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 EntryNo: 856
 Date: Saturday
14:09
12.30.2006
69.123.41.43 (ool-457b292b.dyn.optonline.net) jings69
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Boones Farm apple wine
Hey Have you guys forgotten the 99Cent
Boones Farm Apple Wine and its sister Strawberry Hill ?

It took 3 or 4 bottles but it worked.


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 EntryNo: 855
 Date: Saturday
13:20
12.30.2006
69.181.150.97 (c-69-181-150-97.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Boddington de la Prostitute
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Wild I
Cisco is tasty, but Wild Irish Rose takes the cake. 2 Wild I's and you don't need another drink for the rest of the night or next day. Yes all the bad pub this drink gets is true, but what other legal vice allows you to have out of body and mind experiences?

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 EntryNo: 854
 Date: Friday
19:45
12.29.2006
71.236.96.37 (c-71-236-96-37.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) Richie
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Strawberry Kiwi MD 20/20
Does anyone know what the 20/20 in MD 20/20 stands for? I haven't had any MD in a long time, but tonight I stopped by the liquor store and got a bottle.

This store had Thunderbird too. I've never had that yet, but I'm gonna have to try it the next time I feel like a 2 day hangover.


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The MD 20/20 section page says: MD Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20".

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 EntryNo: 853
 Date: Tuesday
15:32
12.26.2006
65.54.155.60 (65.54.155.60) Orchid
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Mad Dog
Ahh I remember back in the winter of 97 when I was living in the local ghetto with some friends in a nasty apartment right next to a crackhouse we used to get the grape MD 20/20 on a regular basis.One night I finished about two bottles of it and helped smoke a blunt.It has sort of a delayed effect,I felt good about thirty minutes then had to rush to the filthy bathroom and vomit about five times afterwards laying down in it for fuck knows how long.I then came out and drank some more and ended up trying to put my hand up my friends girlfriend's panties.Ahhh the memories of that disgusting,burning grape taste.

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 EntryNo: 852
 Date: Tuesday
12:00
12.26.2006
82.11.181.72 (cpc2-walt5-0-0-cust327.popl.cable.ntl.com) mj
Internet Explorer Uruguay
Favorite: Noblemans Fortified Wine
I was overjoyed to read tell of Noblemans down there. I am a student at Bangor University, North Wales, although born and bred in London, and I regularly get through 2 bottles of the stuff. In my local Lidl (a dangerously convenient 30 second walk from my front door) we in fact have THREE varietys, Pale and Full cream as stated, and Medium Cream, which as far as I can tell is a 50/50 mixture of the two. I am a Full Cream man myself.

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 EntryNo: 851
 Date: Monday
05:14
12.25.2006
71.215.201.234 (71-215-201-234.mpls.qwest.net) Lucas J.
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Favorite: Cisco
Like most of the experiences I have read here I have only one story about the true ghetto wine. I have sipped MD and rode the night train many a time, but the Cisco Kid put me under the first time I drank it. I had been drinking and was saving a bottle. I drank it down and withing five minutes I was trying to catch my forcible projectile vomiting as I ran to the kitchen sink. I proceeded to spin and lost any ability other than to crawl. I then fell asleep and puked in my sleep, not good. Lastly I wet myself. I have never felt worse than the next day. As I said, I have NEVER and will NEVER drink that shit again.

An interesting side note, the band SUBLIME has a song called the CISCO kid which is named after this famous drank.
It is on the Robbin' the Hood album.


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 EntryNo: 850
 Date: Sunday
20:40
12.24.2006
195.93.21.8 (cache-los-aa08.proxy.aol.com) squinty
Internet Explorer United Kingdom
Favorite: MAD DOG STRAWBERRY
orange=p~wlreet=p~ nice site min=p~ BUM WINE maddogs anyfin but lol hevi nice=p~

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 EntryNo: 849
 Date: Saturday
09:26
12.23.2006
71.116.61.77 (pool-71-116-61-77.eriepa.dsl-w.verizon.net) RRDawg
Internet Explorer United States of America
A street cop in the 70's and 80's loaded many a soul into the wagon after they chugged down all of the featured concoctions. That is if we didn't find 'em out dead under a railroad tressel from exposure or hypothermia. What about Muscatel? Do they even make that shit anymore?

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 EntryNo: 848
 Date: Friday
18:52
12.22.2006
12.175.133.61 (12.175.133.61) slim
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: red dagger
In Goldsboro, North Carolina we have all 5 of the bum wines listed, but you are missing my FAVORITE BUM WINE and I am sure it will qualify.
How could you leave out RED DAGGER, check it out.
THe next morning you feel like you have a red dagger in your stomach and your BRAIN!!!
It sure can keep a man warm on a chilly north carolina night.
I drank a ton of that stuff in college!
Please ADD!!!!


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 EntryNo: 847
 Date: Thursday
20:11
12.21.2006
12.107.36.159 (12.107.36.159) someguy
Safari United States of America
I tried to give a homelss person a bottle of MD 20/20 once in atlanta. He replied "Man, I'm homeless and I don't drink that shit"

... MD 20/20 is the cheapest of the cheap...


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 EntryNo: 846
 Date: Wednesday
17:58
12.20.2006
75.128.129.201 (75-128-129-201.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com) Adria
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite:
16 years ago, me and two of my friends drank three bottles of peach cisco one night playing quarters. By the end of the game, I couldn't walk the few feet to the living room and had to crawl. I ended up taking my clothes off for some reason and threw up on my friend's bed. It was awful. It was the last time I've ever been drunk. Thanks Cisco for teaching me a lesson!!!

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 EntryNo: 845
 Date: Wednesday
01:46
12.20.2006
167.177.37.193 (167.177.37.193) Koop
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Night Train
During my days as a street walking tramp of 4 years in southwestern USA I drank many of the vintage bum schwills from Port to Cisoco to MD 20/20. I rode the train many times and always loved the quick action it took out on my sorry ass. I drank to forget and riding the train did just that ! Mixing train with Everclear took that nasty taste out of daclear too ! Pick a dumpster to sit by and drink, drink, drink...

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 EntryNo: 844
 Date: Tuesday
12:59
12.19.2006
82.41.246.33 (82-41-246-33.cable.ubr01.linl.blueyonder.co.uk) Costello
Netscape Navigator or other United Kingdom
Favorite: Buckfast Tonic Wine!
Many debate the popularity of the Almighty Buckfast, but hear ye this - In Scotland it happens to be by far the cheapest alchohol that doesn't taste like turps mixed with piss and apple juice (aka white cider). To go any lower in price results in the purchasing of the aforementioned white cider ("skeg", cheaper than water as stated in the headline of a metro paper you get on the bus in my area) or the demonically infamous Nobleman's Fortified Wine. This comes from the Lidl (a superstore chain selling cheap foreign products) and costs around ?2 for 750ml at 18% volume. It comes in a "Pale Cream" variety, which frankly tastes like urine and golden syrup, possibly why it is golden in colour and a "Full Cream" variety, which is red in colour but tastes closer to cheap cider and vodka than red wine. It gets called "Shinydome" around these parts because it has a picture of a bald guy on the front and the word "dome" is often used to mean "head". Once I was at a rather large party where everyone was getting gassed in the garden of my girlfriend at the time's house. Everyone got very stoned and very drunk and crashed out, all except me and my girlfriend, who by this time was very drunk and very horny. A bottle of Nobleman's Pale Cream, bought by someone unknown, lay in the garden from the beggining of the party at around 9 at night, to this point where all were sleeping at around 5 in the morning. Considering the weather in the region (I live in Scotland) the bottle was very cold. So I'd been smoking skunk all night, I was in a daze and this bottle had been chilled to fuck. I then decided it was a good time to go up to the bedroom to get drunk and have lots of sex because everyone else was sleeping, but I got into bed, downed the bottle (which I couldn't taste in the slightest because it was so cold, I was so stoned and I was so tired), mumbled shite for about 20 minutes whilst snuggling in with my girlfriend and then crashed out. I have never known any amount or type of alchohol consumed at one time to knock me out in 20 minutes, and this was a fortified wine.

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 EntryNo: 843
 Date: Tuesday
09:16
12.19.2006
87.165.201.236 (p57A5C9EC.dip.t-dialin.net) Alain
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Absinthe
I?ve just bought an Absinthe, was a great experience, thanks to Absinthwelt.de, they even mail to USA!!


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I don't think it has the wormwood in it anymore.

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 EntryNo: 842
 Date: Sunday
21:30
12.17.2006
24.201.77.235 (modemcable235.77-201-24.mc.videotron.ca) digitallife_2006
Internet Explorer Canada
Favorite: huh not sure
yo awesome site (i laughed so much thx a lot) COULD you make the site even bigger and please please please talk about like brews lile st-ides (the wu-beer) and perhaps also old english even if im not really sure what kind of drink it is...thx continue the great work!
for me its all about nostalgia i only drink champagne now! ! !


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 EntryNo: 841
 Date: Sunday
08:13
12.17.2006
70.252.191.54 (ppp-70-252-191-54.dsl.bumttx.swbell.net) Taylor's
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Favorite: Taylor's Port
Living in small-town Texas, good bum wines are readily available, except after certain oddly-legislated hours.

There is, however, a grocery store here that carries Taylor's Port (and a thorougly undrinkable Fairbanks). Thought I'd suggest it as a decent bumwine. The 50oz bottle runs about $8, and is enough for me to cook with and drink for about a week.


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 EntryNo: 840
 Date: Saturday
17:42
12.16.2006
74.130.11.1 (74-130-11-1.dhcp.insightbb.com) David
Safari United States of America
Favorite: MD 20/20
The firrst time i drank Mad Dog was a marvelous time. It was Frat Dad's night as i recall. All pledges were to chug one MD 20/20. My frat "dad" Served me the red flavor of mad dog in a flower vase with a special shot of everclear to make sure i was good and hammered compared to the rest of the pledges (im about 6'7 265 pounds). My fellow pledge sitting next to me was a pussy, and made me drink half of his, so he wouldnt be embarassed. I drank the entirety of it, and didnt spill any. Then magically a 40oz. of king cobra appeared on my lap when i finished. Withen an hour and a half i had finished that, and i was significantly black out drunk. We then proceeded to go streaking accross the street at our favorite sorority. within 15 minutes i had fallen down, drunk and naked (all 265 pounds of me) in a sorority house. Next thing i remember was puking my guts out like a wild hayina in a trash bin, wishing i was dead. Needless to say i woke up in the morning barefoot and still entirely wasted from a night of BUM WINE.

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 EntryNo: 839
 Date: Saturday
16:57
12.16.2006
68.105.145.210 (ip68-105-145-210.br.br.cox.net) terri foster
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Tj Swan
Who makes Tj swan and can you still but it and where.I know a lot of people looking for it Thanks.
Terri


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 EntryNo: 838
 Date: Friday
13:09
12.15.2006
81.132.82.215 (host81-132-82-215.range81-132.btcentralplus.com) Mikey
Netscape Navigator or other Ireland
Favorite: Buckfast
buckfast is by far the bummiest wine of them all and really really cheap and potent...

the lower the number - the more potent it is...

put it this way after a bottle of number one you'd be in fact type buckfast into youtube and your bound to find something proving my point

ps it is delicious as well

a really not classy wine for real not classy people


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 EntryNo: 837
 Date: Friday
07:53
12.15.2006
68.97.8.6 (ip68-97-8-6.ok.ok.cox.net) Fergie
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: MD 20/20
here's a poem I wrote after a long night of drinking alone.

"Ode to cheap wine"
I was being chased by a 'Dog,
So I hopped aboard the 'Train,
Headed down toward Cisco way,
I saw a vision of a Thunderbird,
It would chase away my pain,
At the station I met a Wild Irish Rose,
I could tell she'd been around the block,
But she was sure to warm my toes.


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 EntryNo: 836
 Date: Friday
01:14
12.15.2006
24.148.28.84 (24-148-28-84.mct-bsr1.chi-mct.il.cable.rcn.com) Miss Ber
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Manischewitz
How the hell did you forget about Manischewitz? That shit is the ultimate bum wine!

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 EntryNo: 835
 Date: Thursday
14:33
12.14.2006
69.128.111.114 (domino.aidsnetwork.org) Feh
Netscape Navigator or other United States of America
Favorite: Thunderbird
There was a time in my life when I would set up "drinking challenges" for myself. Do x number of shots, drink an entire bottle of grocery store brand vodka, how many beer bongs can I do...smart things like that. One night my challenge to myself was to drink both an entire bottle of Thunderbird, and an entire bottle of Night Train. I remember finishing the Thunderbird...I don't remember how the Night Train ended. I still have those two empty bottles as a reminder, of something.

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 EntryNo: 834
 Date: Wednesday
22:15
12.13.2006
72.241.26.24 (cblmdm72-241-26-24.buckeyecom.net) matt
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Favorite: wild irish rose, ginseng
rose kicks my assIm not a bum yet, i have my own place, a steady job, car, and valid DL. But I love da rose! TY

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 EntryNo: 833
 Date: Wednesday
18:01
12.13.2006
68.43.123.5 (c-68-43-123-5.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) Wayne Co.
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We definately have the most grizzled bums. Nothing like a failed industrial town to see the worst of the worst. I have walked around New York, Chicago, and Atlanta at night and I can tell you it's NOTHING like Detroit. Panhandlers don't sit idly while you walk by and ask for change, they FOLLOW you. Pretty soon you'll have 5-10 FOLLOWING you to your car. At least this was my experience. I try to stay out of downtown as much as possible. I live in Ann Arbor and usually stick to Dtown burbs.

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 EntryNo: 832
 Date: Wednesday
16:03
12.13.2006
71.83.32.253 (71-83-32-253.dhcp.dlth.mn.charter.com) shanked
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: MD 20/20
Hey, maybe you should rethink the policy on the Where to Buy part of the site. Some liquor stores that sell all these street wines don't take too kindly to snappin' photos in their store.

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Do it and run. Or send me the address and phone number.

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 EntryNo: 831
 Date: Monday
20:46
12.11.2006
71.222.19.180 (71-222-19-180.ptld.qwest.net) Ray
Internet Explorer United States of America
There are two stores here in Portland, Oregon that carry all five Bum Wines. I plan on adding them to the "Where To Buy" section when I get pictures of them. One of the stores sells knifes and swords as well.



*Ray*


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 EntryNo: 830
 Date: Sunday
12:51
12.10.2006
80.1.224.12 (bmly-cache-8.server.ntli.net) bec
Safari United Kingdom
Favorite: thunderbird!
im from london, and we dont have thunderbird over here, but reading it on your site...it sounds amazing! you lucky americans. x

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 EntryNo: 829
 Date: Saturday
17:00
12.09.2006
24.48.103.215 (ny-lackawannacadent4-1b-215.buf.adelphia.net) Too drunk to quit
Internet Explorer United States of America
One night 3 years ago, I decided to indulge so i drank a bottle of Banana Red MD 20/20, a bottle of stawberry cisco and a bottle of orange cisco. In the end I stole a frozen pizza and a box of fried chicken from a gas station and I ate my cell phone (did not actaully consume it but it was pretty ripped up and that phone was starting to suck.) In the end, that fried chicken and pizza did magical wonders for my hangover the next morning and my cell phone insurance gave me the provider's newest model. So remember kids 1 time out of 100, bum wine will bring you fruitful rewards, I'm Out.....

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 EntryNo: 828
 Date: Thursday
17:02
12.07.2006
68.40.25.151 (c-68-40-25-151.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) detroit doc
Safari United States of America
Favorite: "bling bling" blue raspberry maddog
I am a physician working in an inner city Detroit emergency room, let me acknowledge that we have by far the most grizzled bums in this country. Furthermore, they love fortified wine. Not long ago I stitched up a guys face from getting a bottle of Cisco smashed on it by one of his "buddies". How did I know it was Cisco Red? The label attached to a bunch of glass fell down the front of his fucking shirt.

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 EntryNo: 827
 Date: Wednesday
04:39
12.06.2006
142.167.53.15 (mctnnbsa24w-142167053015.pppoe-dynamic.nb.aliant.net) Patrick
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This morning has been a particularly bright morning
with all the snow we just received last night. being a
cleqr sky with all that snow and all, I commented to my wife that this was a hangover-type sun (bright and
inforgiving to the eyes) that I had once experienced
at MTSU after challenging the infamous Night Train
Express to a duel. It won.
It didn't help that my judgement was impaired by two
litres of Milwaulkee's Best (a.k.a. "The Beast")and a boatload of Death By
Chocolate made with Kaluha prior to the face off with
the King of "stupid things to do when already drunk"
beverages. It did not help that I was so blasted that I
thought it tasted good (you know you're drunk
when...)! It went down fast...It came up faster...when it finally decided to come up.
My wife has never heard of the beverage ( because
she's a top drawer lady of highest order). So, I
endeavored to Wikipedia the infamous libation and lo
and behold, it has an entry!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki /Night_Train_Express

Also there's a link that sent me here

I told my wife about how Night Train is well named,
because it is a fast-moving freight train to Hell. I
know from personal experience that this beverage is
about 150 heavy freight cars long and has a caboose...or least
that's what felt like what shot out of my throat...I
could even taste the bottoms of the engineer's boots!
That hangover was sublime,if you're really into pain
(which I really am not). I have never done that since.
I have to admit that when I saw the picture of that
cursed bottle on this website, I started to sweat. The
reviews of these product are hilarious...


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 EntryNo: 826
 Date: Tuesday
14:48
12.05.2006
72.65.11.134 (pool-72-65-11-134.bflony.east.verizon.net) Chief Boiler Man
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I have read thru the postings & don;t see "drunk tank" stories here so much. I am sure many of the people posting have never had the pleasure of sleeping one off in a tank full of piss & shit & puke sodden BUMS!! Another good bum trick is the old "HOTFOOT" with a full pack of matches between the toes. Tbe best Hotfoot is on another sleeping bum with his shoes under his head so another bum don't steal them. a lit cigarette in the pack between the toes starts the ball rolling. The sleeping bum usually shoots wide awake screaming like he's been shot & puts his foot in the 1st water he comes to which in the tank is the shitter!!!! all the other bums usually laugh their asses off but sometimes it backfires. Nothing meaner than a pissed bum bent on revenge. then it goes back to the street for the ending. I have a couple of can scrounger bums that hit the dumpsters where I work so I put a bottle in there now & then for them. They think Santa knows they like Thunderbird & Wild Irish Rose. Makes you sorta feel all warm inside to help a man down on his luck. All the best. CHIEF

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 EntryNo: 825
 Date: Monday
15:33
12.04.2006
64.252.18.250 (adsl-64-252-18-250.adsl.snet.net) satorical1
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: MD 20/20
I would like to give a shout out to all my albany NY peoples who spent many a night stuffing bums with steel reserve, and drinking mad dogs until a street fight broke out. By the way, Albany NY should be on the list of most grizzled bum cities. Albany Ny takes all the waste from NYC drug rehab clinics and alcohol clinics, and when they figure out they cant help them they send them up to Albany to get them out of the way and let the college kids have fun with them. the first time i drank MD 2020 was during the 2000 subway series, and i woke up with a broken hand, a friend with a split head, and neither of us had any idea how it happened. was a beautiful experience. I'll never forget.

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 EntryNo: 824
 Date: Monday
08:18
12.04.2006
68.199.143.236 (ool-44c78fec.dyn.optonline.net) ann
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Favorite: RIPPLE
LOOKING FOR UNOPENED BOTTLE OF RIPPLE WILL PAY ANY PRICE!

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 EntryNo: 823
 Date: Sunday
13:53
12.03.2006
66.65.107.224 (cpe-66-65-107-224.nyc.res.rr.com) Alex
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Favorite: MD 20/20
Gotta catch 'em all!Nothing says a good time like ethanol and red dye #4.

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 EntryNo: 822
 Date: Saturday
11:13
12.02.2006
205.188.116.73 (cache-dtc-ab09.proxy.aol.com) mjm
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: cisco
canadaigu wine had a spill at thier plant back in the 80's spilled into a creek, had a huge fish kill down stream

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 EntryNo: 821
 Date: Saturday
10:40
12.02.2006
75.40.201.133 (adsl-75-40-201-133.dsl.ltrkar.sbcglobal.net) Bill
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Favorite: MD 20/20
I just thought you guys might be interested to know that this was today's quote of the day on IMDB.com:

JAKE-That Night Train's a mean wine.


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 EntryNo: 820
 Date: Friday
15:54
12.01.2006
68.36.164.154 (c-68-36-164-154.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Maria
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Favorite: RIPPLE-Well have moved "up" to Ballatore
I have been to the promised land. Back in the late 1980s (underaged then!) I had several bottles of Ripple. I think my friends and I bought them in Ohio. It was a one-off purchase, but we got a couple of bottles. As I recall, it was in between Boones Farm and MD/20/20 in flavor. A little on the kool-Aid side.
Great site!!!


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 EntryNo: 819
 Date: Wednesday
17:00
11.29.2006
69.216.247.90 (ppp-69-216-247-90.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net) Jonny Balls
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: cisco
Cisco (liquid crack) caused me much grief during my college years. During a episode with three bottles of Cisco, I blacked out and woke up naked and muddy in my ex-girlfriends bushes out side her window. I don't remember anything. That shit should be illegal.

Balls


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 EntryNo: 818
 Date: Monday
16:27
11.27.2006
195.93.21.138 (cache-los-ae10.proxy.aol.com) Mike
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Favorite: Thunderbird
Thunderbird was the underage drinker's tipple of choice when I was a teenager. I took 8 bottles of Thunderbird to my first festival. After partaking of a couple of herbal cigarettes I necked all 8 bottles in about 10 hours and woke up in a ditch about 2 days later, covered in shit and unable to move. I spent the rest of the weekend shuffling around like an extra from Dawn of the Dead, smelling like a septic tank in a heatwave. There's no cheaper way of destroying you brain cells than a bottle of Thunderbird Red, apart maybe from mixing White Ace and Special Brew.

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 EntryNo: 817
 Date: Saturday
23:43
11.25.2006
65.122.209.135 (il56k307.dialup.info-link.net) Tommy Smalls
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Favorite: Boone's Farm Sangria (more of a girl drink than bum wine, I admit.)
Ugh, Thunderbird is the WORST! Might as well be drinking rubbing alcohol! There was a large supply of a wine called "TEMPLE" back at this liquor store I went to a while ago. Didn't check the alcohol content, but it was cheap, came in a variety of sizes, from pint to gallon, had screw-top lids, and was a creepy Crayola red. Can't seem to find any info on it thru Google. Anyone help me out?

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 EntryNo: 816
 Date: Saturday
18:31
11.25.2006
4.255.73.83 (dialup-4.255.73.83.Dial1.Seattle1.Level3.net) noggin'
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Favorite: W.P.L.J.
aww jeziz; i just stumbled upon dis site and have been barkin' wit laughs at da screen.
makes me so sad to be an ancient scull dats onna wagon. started out inna 50's wit white port and lemmon juice (just like da disc jockeys tole us on WPLJ). we turned up our noses at da Bird.
dat shit was for da bums!
alla da above makes me go to jail. they feed bad inna jail.
yiz iz bums


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 EntryNo: 815
 Date: Friday
09:59
11.24.2006
88.108.197.108 (88-108-197-108.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) Micky
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Reprazent UK up in this! A few people have mentioned the UK bum's preference for White Lightning or similar strong ciders. But there is another variety of gut-rot equally beloved of wino?s, at least here in Bristol, SW England. I speak of ?Strong Lager?. ?It?s not wine. This is bumwine.com?, I hear you say. But hold up. Firstly, they taste almost nothing like real lager, they have an industrial burning-clutch type of taste. Also, they pack about 10%, which is not attainable by normal fermentation methods ? the yeast is killed way before that concentration can be reached. Believe me, I?ve tried. I can only get to about 6.5% with home brew techniques. So god knows what evil process they use to jack it up to 10% odd. Some brands even call their product ?barley wine?. So if it's not exactly wine, it's definately not lager either! The big 2 brands are Tennants Super (aka ?Super T?, comes in an unmistakeable purple can) and Carlsberg Special Brew aka ?Spesh? (which comes in ridiculous gold can, like they are kidding anyone this is pure tramp-juice).

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 EntryNo: 814
 Date: Thursday
07:07
11.23.2006
68.41.223.115 (c-68-41-223-115.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) Matthew J
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Favorite: Night train
The Killer of GiantsFinally, a website devoted to Americas TOP SHELF WINES ! These wines are so elite, you never see them at ANY wine tasting festivals!
Who needs all that old expensive wine when you get get a nice, FRESH, Inexpensive bottle of Night Train !


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 EntryNo: 813
 Date: Wednesday
13:42
11.22.2006
66.245.37.44 (user-11fa99c.dsl.mindspring.com) pgm554
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Where to buy in San Jose, CA.

Tri EZ Convenience Store

876 The Alameda, San Jose, CA

They carry cold bottles of :
Cisco
T-Bird
Night Train
MD 20/20

Plus it's a great place to meet hookers

See:

[broken -SPAMMER-

Talk about convenience!


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 EntryNo: 812
 Date: Monday
15:31
11.20.2006
24.5.161.164 (c-24-5-161-164.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) spicyguy69
Internet Explorer United States of America
Favorite: Thunderbird
Takes me back to Chico State,me and and the fellas drank this shit everynight in the dorm.We'd get hammered and recite the ol' addage,"What's the word?..Thunderbird,What's the price?...a dolla twice!,how's it sold?...nice and cold,what's the reaction?...satisfaction!!

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